how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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