Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.