We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"