Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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