There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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