stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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