Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Boobs speak an international language.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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