im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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