YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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