So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
40s are totally the cure
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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