if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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