nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
MIDGETS
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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