found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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