i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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