i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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