Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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