You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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