Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
even my farts smell like vagina
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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