I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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