He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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