ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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