It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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