So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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