bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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