I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
