He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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