i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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