We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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