we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I deserve this hangover.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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