It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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