And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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