i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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