is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
