Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
40s are totally the cure
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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