Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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