so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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