I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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