Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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