You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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