Where did you get a picture of my penis
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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