Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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