he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Too much gin, very little bucket
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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