The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So apparently I’m into choking now
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