Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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