Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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