and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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