i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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