We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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