this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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