why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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