my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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