I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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