So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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