In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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