I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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