omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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